Starring: Stoned Elon Musk
Hey :) Anyone reading this blog, pause the video for a moment and read this, I promise it will be worth your time!
In this story starring Stoned Elon Musk titled ‘SpaceX420’ the same story is told in 3 different, unique, and interesting ways: a written story broken up into 10 chapters, a visual story told through the freestyle video's thumbnails, and last but not least the story is told sonically through the music. To my knowledge, this is a truly one-of-a-kind experience. That being said, enjoy!
CHAPTER #1: Space 420X
Once upon a time genius inventor and businessman Elon Musk got stoned. The result of such an advanced human… a human so advanced that they grew out of the gameboy… a human so advanced that they took one hit of some Purple Cow Playing Build The Wall Ball In A Thunderstorm With Donald Trump Do You Want To Legalize Marijuana And Smoke Dabs Until We Puke OG… a human so advanced that they might be alien! A human who got so high they flew into space on an electric car with their sex doll and crash dummy hybrid.
This is little know information, but originally before launch that car had a roof on it. But… Elon Musk got stoned and became Stoned Elon. Basically he transformed from an angle with a s’peach embezzlement into a wet Mogwai who just pushed two of his fellow Mogwai, Japan City-Rice and China City-Wall, into the light and watched them die while the ruthless devil of a Mogwai, Gizmo Mogwai, ate a large helping of uncooked frog legs with extra slime.
CHAPTER #2: Elon Musk Hallucinates
Stoned Elon Musk was so stoned he inhaled space rock and space dust thinking they were his kush. The space rocks and space dust ended up being laced with a hallucinogen more powerful than anything that has ever been created on Earth or anything drug taken by a human being.
Stoned Elon Musk used his car radio to contact a group of aliens 2.141996 light years. He asked those aliens if they were pranking humans by sending asteroids, meteors, meteorites, and meteoroids laced with Ayahuasca-DMT Acidshrooms.
They said they were and told him he was a baby back female dog, called him a mother make-lover, and let loose an alien fart through that traveled in through the alien’s communication device and out through Elon Musk’s Tesla’s A/C unit straight into Stoned Elon’s nostrils.
CHAPTER #3: Elon Musk Gets Rainbow Road Head
Stoned Elon decided to succumb to his hallucinations… the Ayahuasca-DMT Acidshrooms were too powerful to resist. Stone Elon submitted like a sexually frustrated blue collar business man attending his first BDSM session but has to work his way up to be the dominatrix since he is broke and unattractive. Next thing he knew after his submission’s climax, he woke up in Mario Kart world… ON MFING RAINBOW ROAD WTF!!!
Stoned Elon looked around and got a bearing on his surroundings. He was having a total out of body experience and the body he left he could still see on Rainbow Road. His body had turned into a Mario firework. While Stoned Elon was studying the Mario firework that represented his physical body and that his spirit and soul floated up on out of, he saw something that made him poop his pants..
MFING BOWSER WHIPPING IT COMING AT MY SOUL WHILE IM BAKED & BLAZED BRO IM HIGH AF WTF!
CHAPTER #4: Stoned Elon & Tesla Man
As I was saying, MFING BOWSER WHIPPING IT COMING AT MY SOUL WHILE IM BAKED & BLAZED BRO IM HIGH AF WTF!
THIS MFER KOOPA COCK-A-DOODLE PEEPEE POOPOO PULLED UP ON ME RIGHT WHEN I WAS THROWING THE WHEELS DOWN ON WHO I THOUGHT AT THE TIME WAS THAT FINE ASS BROAD PRINCESS PEACH (really it was just my sex doll and crash test dummy hybrid)… PRINCESS PEACH HAD AN ASS THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE THE PEACH EMOJI.
Stoned Elon Musk explained this observation he said, "KIM KARDASHIAN AINT GOT SHIT ON PRINCESS PEACH'S PHAT PHANNY. THE PEACH EMOJI FOR PRINCESS PEACH. BBW KKW STILL FINE AF THO YO SHE SHOULD USE THE PLUM EMOJI AND YOSHI ON STONED ELON MUSK'S DICK RN"
PRINCESS PEACH'S PHAT PHANNY PEACH EMOJI HEAD ASS WAS GIVING ME RAINBOW ROAD HEAD IN THE LAST CHAPTER AND THIS CHAPTER I WAS TRYNA PIPE HER DOWN ON THE RAINBOW ROAD BUT BOWSER PULLED UP AND STARTED WATCHING ALL CREEPILY. HE CALLED IN AN AERIAL ASSAULT FROM A BOEING PASSENGER PLAN FILLED WITH A GOOMBA ARMY. EVERY ONE OF THOSE MF GOOMBA WAS STRAPPED WITH TNT. THEY BLEW UP THE DAMN SUPERMAN ICE CREAM ROAD WHEN THEY CRASHED THAT PLANE INTO THE ROAD.
AND U KNO WHATS F’D IN THE CHAT UP? HIS PLAN WAS ACTUALLY FLYING HIS PLANE INTO THE ROAD LIKE THAT!
THIS MF JUST WATCHED STONED ELON MUSK BANG A SEX DOLL HE THOUGHT WAS PRINCESS PEACH UNTIL STONED ELON NUTTED.
THAT’S WHEN THIS MF BOWSER TURNED AROUND IN HIS MARIO KART CAR AND DROVE AWAY WHILE SPITTING AN AUTOMOBILE FREESTYLE ON YO HEAD TOP BOI WHERE DA BBW TINGS AT?!
CHAPTER #5: Stoned Elon’s Dream Car
Bruh you don’t even want to know what went on in this chapter… (1/2)
CHAPTER #6: Stoned Elon’s 2D U.I.
Bruh you don’t even want to know what went on in this chapter… (2/2)
CHAPTER #7: Stoned Elon in a K-hole
Stoned Elon is so blown he enters into a K-hole that transforms him into Bowser with two kids, one named Bowser Jr. who always rode on the back of Bowser’s Kart and the other kid named Runt Randy was put in a Bullet Bill Kart that was programmed to explode on impact.
Stoned Elon Bowser was nice enough, his words not mine, to let Runt Randy have a chance of living, but if he ever needed Runt Randy to die to save Bowser and Bowser Jr’s life he will, and if he does not he will spend the rest of eternity in a K-hole.
CHAPTER #8: Elon Musk Drives Electric Tesla Car on Water
BREAKING NEWS! Elon Musk has just driven the newest model of the Tesla Roadster on water. Because of this, people started jerking off Elon Musk more than they already do, something experts speculated was not possible, and now a new religion has started called Muskianity. Members of the church of Muskianity call themselves Stoned Elons because all they do is get high, watch Elon Musk YouTube videos, and pleasure themselves to Alexis Texas's most recent HD video with one hand while simultaneously using their other hand to continue toking and blazing while harassing people who call normal people normies on reddit.
The devote Stoned Elon's who whole heartedly believe in Muskianity became priests and built churches dedicated to spreading the word of Muskianity and telling people that we live in a simulation. One day, all of these priests got together at the richest priest's church and prayed to Elon Musk, their god. That's when the f*** you money rich priest pulled out the fattest sh*t in the history of man kind out of his ass and said, "Elon Musk, I MEAN GOD, SPOKE TO ME! He told me his real name is... Car Jesus, and that Elon Musk is an impersonator!"
He then named himself the Pope of Muskianity and ordered all of his churches fellow faithful's to capture the imposter Elon Musk and to bring him back to the Pope's city. So, thats what they did!
And that is how Elon Musk ended up waking up stoned in a kinky stone dungeon.
CHAPTER #9: Elon Musk’s Sex Dungeon
SStoned Elon Musk’s gave birth to two kids when he got so high he accidentally transformed into his most powerful, best self in his ultimate form that he self titled, Call Me Bowser, Daddy! That exclamation mark after Daddy is apart of the ultimate form’s name that Stoned Elon’s high a$$ accidentally unleashed.
One of those kids was named Runt Randy and was instructed to use the Bullet Bill Kart to sacrifice himself to save Bowser Daddy and his brother Bowser Jr. Runt Randy did sacrifice himself, but unfortunately, he gave up his life for no reason. This ended up making Bowser Daddy so upset he pissed in his son’s mouth while chanting, “RIP RUNT RANDY,” until his second born child passed away.
Stoned Elon Musk aka Call Me Daddy And Tickle My Bowser calmed down after the adrenaline of his fight against Cuckold Bandicoot and the death of one of his sons. Once calm, he realized what he had just done and never forgave himself. He went back to his sex dungeon and became addicted to BDSM.
Luckily for Stoned Elon Musk aka Bowser Daddy, Paper Mario is a trained dominatrix and would be willing to pleasure Bowser Daddy if the torqued turtle put on a blue collar and to seductively egg on Paper Mario’s domination from level 1 up to level 10. The highest level Bowser Daddy has go to is Level 6.9. No details are necessary at this point in regards to how he level varies, as this story has already gotten way too weird.
BUT! I will say that stage 4.2 involves the submitter to roll and spark a 6.9 gram backwood while taking it from the back and the dominatrix at the same time puts super glue on their pewdiepi pee pew poo poop piss pump, instead of lubricant, and makes love to Bowser’s backwoods and Buddha’s backwoods.
CHAPTER #10: Elon Musk’s Stone Mansion
STONED ELON MUSK IS BACK AT HOME…. AND HE IS SOBERED UP!!!! WUT????? ;-O
Once sober, Stoned Elon realizes he has the blood of Bowser Daddy and Runt Randy on his hands. He also has the guilt of leaving Bowser Jr all alone....
Bowser Jr was now just Bowser. Stoned Elon Musk cried. Not because he was sad for Bowser but because he was laughing at Bowser Jr trying to replace him as Daddy Bowser but he is only able to evolve from Bowser Jr to Bowser at this moment in time.
That is when Stoned Elon Musk got ready to say his final words before concluding his role in the story and moving on to using his flamethrower to smoke his billion dollar bongo that went to the gym and burned off the o. The skinny bongo made out of glass and percolators, the notorious SpaceX420! The space ship that blasted him off to Mars from the comfort of his own bedroom. And once the galactic gallop through the interstellar art gallery is over, an art gallery which happens to be the biggest art gallery known to man.
If this happens, Elon Musk just needs to use his SpaceX420 and his Bob Ross OG in combination with his flamethrower’s fuego. If all steps are done right and proper, Elon Musk will once again be Stoned Elon.
Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, but Elon Musk brought Stoned Elon back. Stoned Elon entered into the different dimension he had just left. He saw his son, Bowser, sitting in Stoned Elon’s old throne. Stoned Elon wanted nothing to do with this Bowser anymore he realized. So, he said his farewell to Bowser and Stoned Elon went on his way with nothing in hand but the keys to his spaceship and the beautiful “Princess Peach”…
“Fattest L ever I should have kept alive Runt Randy.” After those words, Stoned Elon never spoke to his son, Bowser, ever again.